The Driver Diver (Patent Pending) is a new disc golf retriever. No more time wasted on disc fishing; simply grab the disc, and get back to your game.

 The Driver Diver is the best disc retriever available. Why? (1) It attaches to any stick or pole. (2) It has the lowest cost on the market. (3) Has the smallest profile of all retrievers. (4) Attracts potential mates. (5) Improves your [street] credit score. (6) Is a tiny shoulder to cry on. All of this is what makes the Driver Diver the second-most popular disc golf retriever in the indeterminate tri-state area. Order one today.